Our Wedding

The Bachelor Party will happen the night before the wedding somewhere in Las Vegas.We should all have fun and get drunk.The organizers of the event have to use their brains and surprise and impress the groom.Those of you who plan to hang out with girls, please use condoms!!!

Bachelor Party Pledge:

I accept membership into the Bachelor Party Brotherhood. As a member I promise to:

1. Honor the bachelor by getting him a drink of his choice

2. I agree not to act like a tool, wuss, dumbass or douchebag.

3. I have the phone number for a cab or sober ride home.

4. I will show off my favorite party trick upon request of a fellow brother.

5. If the aforementioned trick is not requested, it will go unshown.

6. I agree to drink and drink some more until complete stupidity has been achieved.

7. I will flirt with strippers.

8. I will back down from any physical encounters with the bouncer.

9. I will not place a phone call to my wife or girlfriend while the party is happening.

10. I will not, under any circumstances tell the bachelor that I love him. This sentiment shall be expressed via a foulmouthed toast.

11. Most importantly I agree to keep the contents of the Bachelor Party secret from any wives, girlfriends, or potential snitches. If anyone asked we played poker.

My bachelorette party will be held the night before the wedding or June 6, 2008 in Las Vegas. Details are TBA. Please, don't forget to visit our Polls page - I would be happy to get ideas from you what we should do at the bachelorette party. As I mentioned earlier Billie is in charge of the party, so you could also contact her with ideas and/or requests.

Bachelorette Party Pledge:

I accept membership into the Bachelorette Party Sisterhood. As a member I promise to:

1. Honor the bride-to-be by getting her a cocktail of her choice

2. I agree not to gossip, bicker or sulk. Instead I will giggle and flirt.

3. I have the phone number for a cab or sober ride home.

4. I will accept free drinks, phone numbers and silly conversation with hunky strangers.

5. I will offer the bachelorette first dibs on any hot guys.

6. I will hug and give “I love you’s” to my sisters at any time.

7. I will dance, drink, dance, and then I will repeat.

8. Karaoke, Sing-A-Longs, Hairbrushes for Microphones. You name it, I will sing it.

9. Calories eaten during a bachelorette party do not count. We will dance them off.

10. I will not call my husband or boyfriend during the festivities.

11. Most importantly I agree to keep the contents of the Bachelorette Party secret from any husbands, boyfriends, or potential snitches. If anyone asked we drank wine and talked about the wedding plans.